“I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!”
wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry
JOHN GREEN MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER
More than 100 years of women’s struggle
aaaaand it’s gone.
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I can’t do that. I have actual trouble putting a bra on while naked.
You’re really skilled when you can put on a bra fully clothed.
Top level boob tamer right here.
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