“I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!”
wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I can’t do that. I have actual trouble putting a bra on while naked.
You’re really skilled when you can put on a bra fully clothed.
Top level boob tamer right here.
IF YOU PUT “VIOLENTLY” IN FRONT OF ANYTHING TO DESCRIBE YOUR ACTION IT BECOMES 4000x FUNNIER
VIOLENTLY FARTS
VIOLENTLY ORGANIZES HER PORTFOLIO
VIOLENTLY BABYSITS CHILDREN
VIOLENTLY TWERKS
VIOLENTLY BREATHES
VIOLENTLY STUDIES
VIOLENTLY MURDERS SEVEN CHILDREN
VIOLENTLY WORRIES ABOUT THE PREVIOUS COMMENT
